Reblogged from
thatfunnyblog,
Posted by
astrofox.
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
Say Anything - Spider Song
I am too afraid to like you
I can’t find a word to speak
If I could I’d talk so good that you would be with me
I am cold, too cool to call you